That Was Close

That was close

Strange what one night does to refresh the spirits! Feeling invicable, we head on back to the spider boat (trademark pending). I tell you what….It does NOT look the same. Ther is a giant hole in the side of the boat!

We board the ship and start cautiously and begin heading down into the bowels of th ship!

Shamen and his pet Spider

Turns out we never really killed that Shamen. His pet spider was tending to his body. In the intrest of learning some more info, we gave him a bit of a heal. Not too much to turn on us….just enough to get him talking. He sadi if we save him, we can have the ship. HA! Like this floating turd has anything on the Ol' Coat-to-coast! We agree to take him off this ship in exchange for his Spder to help us retrieve the chest.

Even deeper….so deep.

We find ourselves in the bottom caverns of the ship. A bit wet down here…. But off in the corner we see the crate we are here to retrieve! So pumped. Me and Bosh head over and snag it.

We uneventfully carry it away… HA!

Lets just say shit got real. I got paralized….I floated….It was actually quite exhilarating!

Oh….and the whole time. A freaking Kraken was trying to take the ship down. AGAIN! Whats with us and Krakens. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say a funny, witty, strong, amazing Gnome was the holy grail of snacks for them. 🤣

In the end, Valeman floated me (oh and the chest) safely to the top deck. Once we all got up there, it was a quick dash to get off this ship before the kraken got this sweet treat.

A quick dive off the ship in to our awaiting boat and all made it to safetly!.

Well….

Ok. Not Everyone made it out. The Shamen was a bit loopy I guess. Just jumped right into the water to his death?!?! He didn’t even wait for us to offer a rope…or a “float” down. Oh well. I’m 100% certain he would have killed us in our sleep.

Now - back on the Coast-to-coast for some fine Big Spoon Grub. Just a few more days at sea ‘til we get PAID!

Wheezy Out.